Fuck Yeah Jacquiisms

Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: Boobs are marvelous
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: Like
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: "Oh, they're not sitting right"
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: "Hold on, boobie number one, I'm coming!"
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: And you situate it just the way you want it
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: And it stays
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: For like
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: five minutes
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: I bet you can't do that with your kidney
  Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip shades
M.: sadflksn
M.: HOLD ON BOOBIE NUMBER ONE
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: I'M SERIOUS MAN
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: YOU JUST PICK THEM UP
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: AND MOVE THEM
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: like Cheetos or some shit
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: Wait

Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: So I was on the toilet
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: And I was thinking about how COOL dinosaurs are
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: And then I came out of the bathroom
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: And my dad was watching Jurassic Park on another channel
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: And I was like
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: OH DINOSAURS~
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU

Yukimura Wolfshirt McHoverhand [balni]: my eye hurts'']
Yukimura Wolfshirt McHoverhand [balni]: or it's
Yukimura Wolfshirt McHoverhand [balni]: a pain right behind y left eye
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: posted
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: oh yuck D:
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: Eye pains are the worst pains
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: ….except migraines
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: but sometimes they're the same thing
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: …….or childbirth

Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: and then you have her stomach
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: and it's just like
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: "THIS IS WHERE ALL THAT FOOD GOES"
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: "THIS IS THE REAL SHOW"
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: "IT'S A MONDAY"
Lord Yuuki Tenpouinshire III: Wh-
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: shh just come

in which jacqui has like 4 conversations at once

Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: Megan and I are doing the corgis together at some point hnggg dat top hat
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: We're also doing French lady dogs but lmao
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: YES BASARA LARPING
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: YOU'RE THE SAAAAADDEST BUNCH I EEEEVER MET
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: AND YOU HAAAAAVEN'T GOT A CLUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE
Jacqui | Hungary | Keiji | arachnidsGrip: Mr. Unicorn why are you a panda this is a unicorn game

incendiochevaliere:

Life would be easier if I were a dinosaur. Or a duck. Ducks are cool, and they’re not extinct and stuff. Everyone loves ducks.

Especially the people who eat th-

Jacqui | Hungary | arachnidsGrip: But everything was crashing and Firefox is my jealous girlfriend and she made me choose between her and my friends and wanted another hour, so I said, "No, sweetheart, it's okay, I'll stay with you"

Jacqui | Hungary: But oh man, at freshman orientation
Jacqui | Hungary: DON'T MOCK YOUR MASCOT
Jacqui | Hungary: IT STANDS FOR SOME VERY IMPORTANT, OFTEN OVERLOOKED THINGS
Jacqui | Hungary: LIKE
Jacqui | Hungary: FLEXIBILITY
Siri | KT | Yuuki: XD
Jacqui | Hungary: AND THE UNEXPECTED
Siri | KT | Yuuki: riiiiiiiight
 Jacqui | Hungary: you know what's flexible and unexpected?
Jacqui | Hungary: Banshees

Siri | KT | Yuuki: I wish I could describe my face right now but that's impossible.
Jacqui | Hungary: stretchy and made of skin
Siri | KT | Yuuki: Well yes

Jacqui | Hungary: chicken nuggets is like my family

Jacqui | Hungary: 50 GODDAMN CHICKEN NUGGETS